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The Catherine Cambridge Too Much Information Pregnancy Report

Posted by Marilyn

So, here we are eleven days since Catherine’s pregnancy announcement. In this short time we have learned many things, some which fall under the too much information category.

We now have a greater understanding of Hyperemesis Gravidarum, without the need for a telethon.

Catherine will definately give birth in a hospital instead of a palace. Obvious choice considering that no royal baby of late has been born in a palace. Including Prince William himself.

She might even be expecting twins! Good news? Maybe or maybe not. This comes with complications if she has a caesarean section. The doctor who performs the section has the added pressure of picking which baby comes out first. The future of the monarchy is therefore in his/her hands – literally.

Names have been chosen or suggested, including Diana, Lancelot, Elizabeth, or even something more ‘rock and roll’ Fun stuff, now on to the nickname.

If you’re curious about what the baby will look like, a forensic artist has created a mock up for you.

Snooki has weighed in with parenting advice and Fergie has offered tips for warding off morning sickness.

Not only can Catherine look forward to unsolicited pregnancy/parenting advice, she also has the added pressure of dramatically boosting the UK economy. But not as much pressure as the royal baby for ending ‘ginger phobia’ and being a ‘human rights pioneer’

The question on everyone’s mind now is, what will William wear?

William and Catherine will not hire a full-time nanny.  In fact, Catherine will be a Kool Aid mom

No time like the present to talk about what school the baby will go to.

The Life of a Royal Baby has already been foretold!

William and Catherine are not the only ones rejoicing! So are cybersquatters!

Royal Baby? One day there might be an app for that.

We can look forward to…royal baby specials, including Secrets of the Royal Nursery . Just how many generalizations and uneducated guesses can one special offer? Watch and count them! 

Catherine already has experience with babies. After all, she was once a baby herself.

Want to know what’s going on in Kate’s uterus? Jon Stewart has it covered

In a proactive measure, William has already picked out Kate’s ‘push present’ and manufacturers have started production on royal baby mugs.

The ‘Prognosticating Fremont cat’ has predicted that the baby will be a boy

If you’re the betting kind, here are 14 things to place your money on, including time, date and method of birth.

Happy holidays! In the spirit of Christmas, an artistisan has immortalized the couple in a Naples nativity scene.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Catherine Cambridge is pregnant!

After months upon months of speculation, as well as false rumors, Catherine and William are indeed expecting their first child together.

No due date has been announced but the duchess is said to be in the very early stages of pregnancy. Since the announcement was made in December, we can’t help but wonder if this baby will arrive in time for William’s 31st birthday. What a gift that would be!

Congratulations to the happy couple!

And then there were three?

Posted by Marilyn

Prince William, Kate Middleton pregnancy report is “rubbish”

The Kate Middleton Report Year In Review: 2008

Posted by Marilyn

Hard to believe another year has come and gone. Here’s a look back at what happened to Kate in 2008.

January

Kate turns 26 and she’s still single. The Queen however is said to be pulling for her and Prince William.

February

Kate has the opportunity to propose to William but doesn’t.  Prince William then makes Kate take a back-seat for a year.

March

William and Kate go on a much discussed skiing trip

April

William makes a much publicized helicopter landing in Kate’s backyard

May

Kate tells people to call her ‘Catherine’

June

The Queen tells Kate to get a proper job

July

Kate gets her teeth whitened and a reference from her former boss

August

Kate makes it on to Vanity Fair’s best dressed list  and is serenaded by Mick Jagger. Royal baby countdown begins

September

Kate starts ‘trying out’ police protection officers and sparks a roller-disco craze.

October

Kate gets investigated by the police and fires back at her detractors.

November

Kate is furious at Paris Hilton and has a pregnancy scare.

December

Kate competes with Prince William’s beard. Predictions for 2009 begin.

The Kate Middleton Report Week in Review: November 23rd – 29th, 2008

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Understatement of the week

Kate Middleton “Hounded” By Paparazzi Just like Princess Diana

Ambitious sister of the week

Now Kate Middleton’s little sister Pippa finds an heir of her own

Recent Pregnancy Scare of the week

Kate Middleton’s pregnancy scare

Jet-setting parent of the week

Artist mum of Prince William’s girl Kate paints the town red in Dublin