Category Archives: Royal Baby Watch

A statement regarding the Royal Baby

A statement regarding the Royal Baby.

Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that they are expecting a daughter in July.

“Their Royal Highnesses wish to announce the sex of the royal baby in the hopes that it will quell speculation surrounding The Duchess of Cambridge’s pregnancy.” A spokesperson has confirmed.

“They are over the moon,” a pal confirms. “Carole is already unpacking Kate and Pippa’s babygros!”

“Kate has known for some time,” a source reveals, “When she visited Grimsby and the woman in the crowd asked about a daughter, Kate worried that she had given the game away.”

According to a royal source, when Camilla heard the news, she immediately sent out a staff member to buy pink wool. The Queen and The Prince of Wales are said to be delighted. ‘Britain has a great history of Queens regnant and the arrival of a girl is a historic event given the changes to the succession rules.’

A spokesperson would not confirm whether Diana would be amongst the baby’s names.

“They will reveal her names in due course.”

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

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If Kate hasn’t found out, then only Baby Cambridge knows for sure

Mum to be Kate Middleton reveals she wants a baby boy

The Catherine Cambridge Too Much Information Pregnancy Report

Posted by Marilyn

So, here we are eleven days since Catherine’s pregnancy announcement. In this short time we have learned many things, some which fall under the too much information category.

We now have a greater understanding of Hyperemesis Gravidarum, without the need for a telethon.

Catherine will definately give birth in a hospital instead of a palace. Obvious choice considering that no royal baby of late has been born in a palace. Including Prince William himself.

She might even be expecting twins! Good news? Maybe or maybe not. This comes with complications if she has a caesarean section. The doctor who performs the section has the added pressure of picking which baby comes out first. The future of the monarchy is therefore in his/her hands – literally.

Names have been chosen or suggested, including Diana, Lancelot, Elizabeth, or even something more ‘rock and roll’ Fun stuff, now on to the nickname.

If you’re curious about what the baby will look like, a forensic artist has created a mock up for you.

Snooki has weighed in with parenting advice and Fergie has offered tips for warding off morning sickness.

Not only can Catherine look forward to unsolicited pregnancy/parenting advice, she also has the added pressure of dramatically boosting the UK economy. But not as much pressure as the royal baby for ending ‘ginger phobia’ and being a ‘human rights pioneer’

The question on everyone’s mind now is, what will William wear?

William and Catherine will not hire a full-time nanny.  In fact, Catherine will be a Kool Aid mom

No time like the present to talk about what school the baby will go to.

The Life of a Royal Baby has already been foretold!

William and Catherine are not the only ones rejoicing! So are cybersquatters!

Royal Baby? One day there might be an app for that.

We can look forward to…royal baby specials, including Secrets of the Royal Nursery . Just how many generalizations and uneducated guesses can one special offer? Watch and count them! 

Catherine already has experience with babies. After all, she was once a baby herself.

Want to know what’s going on in Kate’s uterus? Jon Stewart has it covered

In a proactive measure, William has already picked out Kate’s ‘push present’ and manufacturers have started production on royal baby mugs.

The ‘Prognosticating Fremont cat’ has predicted that the baby will be a boy

If you’re the betting kind, here are 14 things to place your money on, including time, date and method of birth.

Happy holidays! In the spirit of Christmas, an artistisan has immortalized the couple in a Naples nativity scene.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nanny doll not included

Posted by Marilyn

Kate Middleton Pregnant!..Her doll is!

The Royal Report for Sunday November 20, 2011 – Royal Baby Watch November edition

Tune in to the next episode of The Royal Report on Sunday November 20th, 2011 at 9:00PM EST (North America).

The topic will be: Royal Baby Watch – November edition. Seven months in and still no news of a royal baby. Are William and Catherine under too much pressure to have a baby?

A Possible Sign of Something

Posted by Cinderella

Kate Middleton watchers waited a long, long time for her engagement to Prince William. We watched for omens… searched for signs… grasped at straws. We had a name on this blog for those little shreds of hope. We called them Blazing Signs of Destiny.

Well, this week brought us a new Blazing Sign of Destiny — or maybe we should call it a Blazing Sign of Baby. The Duchess was offered some peanut paste, and she chose not to eat it. Surely that means she is pregnant!

The Royal Report for Sunday October 23, 2011 – Royal Baby Watch – October edition

On this episode, tips on making a royal baby. Why does Prince Philip have a twinkle in his eye? Can a book about Diana’s death be plausible? Find out on this episode:

The Royal Report – Royal Baby Watch – October edition

Publications mentioned

Hello! Canada Weekly No 235 24 October 2011

Chatelaine November 2011 issue – Cover story: Kate Middleton – What’s next for the most talked about woman of 2011

From My Royal Collection

Princess Diana – The Day She Didn’t Die

Tune in to the next episode of The Royal Report on Sunday October 30, 2011 at 9:00PM ET (North America)

The topic will be: The Royal Family in Scotland