Posted by Cinderella
Never mind Wills and Kate. What about their parents? How are they coping with the royal wedding frenzy?
Let’s start with PRINCE CHARLES (who is Prince William’s father, if you’re new to royal watching). The Daily Mail says he “faces a crisis” because “he knows he will be eclipsed by William and Kate.” Quick, everyone pay attention to Charles! Say something about the size of his ears, talk to his vegetables, anything!
And what about William’s stepmother, CAMILLA? She reportedly called William’s engagement “wicked.” Either that’s a good thing, or she’s scheming to send an army of flying monkeys after Kate.
Then there are Kate’s parents, THE MIDDLETONS. The press is making sure we don’t forget that they are middle-class. I don’t know how they are handling that misfortune, but maybe they’re planning to change their name to Royalton now.
Finally, let’s not forget William’s mother, PRINCESS DIANA. She died before he met Kate Middleton, but she’s getting credit for their engagement anyway…