Posted by Cinderella
That scheming Kate Middleton is up to it again! She is reportedly working on “secret plans” to open a cake shop. And not just any cake shop — a POSH cake shop. Who does she think she is — the girlfriend of the future king?
I’m sure she’s just doing this to trick Prince William into marrying her. Everyone knows princes can’t resist cake. She has no shame.
(That was my attempt at sounding like a Kate basher. What do you think – did I pull it off?)