William and Kate engagement announcement set for August 31st, 2009

Posted by The Royal Insider

The Royal Insider can reveal through sources that a royal engagement is set to be announced on August 31st, 2009.

“Although they’re secretly engaged Kate was really disappointed when July 1st came and went without an announcement,” a royal source has said. “She’s wondering if maybe Prince William is having second thoughts otherwise why would he wait to tell the world?” Kate herself is having a hard time keeping mum on the topic. “She’s thrilled” said a friend who requested anonymity. “I’ve seen the engagement ring and it’s dazzling.”

August 31st will be the 12th anniversary of Diana, Princess of Wales’ death and some may wonder why Prince William has chosen such a sad date to announce such happy news. “Prince William is tired of all of the doom and gloom surrounding what is essentially just a date in the calendar. He wants the date to stand for something good, a new beginning.”

Kate and her mum, Carole Middleton, have reportedly started planning the wedding. “Carole has a tremendous expertise with party planning and is combing through her warehouse for supplies such as card-stock for the invitations and balloons for the reception. She’s offered the palace a significant discount in return for the publicity. Kate would love to take the wedding photographs because she thinks it would look great on her resume but she’ll leave that to an official photographer.” a co-worker has revealed.

The Royal Insider thinks a Princess themed wedding would be entirely apropos and is looking forward to an invitation.

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5 responses to “William and Kate engagement announcement set for August 31st, 2009

  1. This is a load of crap!

  2. Such utter nonsense.

  3. This is such a stupid inane story,By the way why would Mrs.Middleton offer a signicant discount? Over in the states th BRIDES family usually pays for the wedding.Is it the other way around in the UK?

  4. Lisa J. You can’t believe everything you read. That’s the point of these articles.

  5. i think william is stupid, maybe he deserves to have a girl like that

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