When you can’t come up with anything original, just paraphrase

Posted by Marilyn

Ever get the feeling that you’ve read something before?

Ever get the feeling that you’ve read something before?

Maybe you’ve read this somewhere before?

Before you came here, didn’t you read about this before?

Everytime I read an article about Kate Middleton I always think I’ve read it before – many the words have changed, but it’s still the same gist. What is it about Kate Middleton that brings out the paraphraser in everyone? How many ways are there to say the same thing? Here are a few examples:

William to whisk Kate off to love island

Prince William and Kate’s Secret Romantic Getaway

Prince William to whisk Kate off to Rodrigues

We at The Kate Middleton Report strive to come up with original material that comments, satirizes, and plays devils advocate with this type of stuff. It’s our mission. And we will continue to do this as long as Kate Middleton and Prince William are together. Which will hopefully be a long time because we’re having too much fun with all of this.

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